THE BIG BOOTIE UNIVERSE
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BIG BOOTIE MAN
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LEADER OF BIG BOOTIE LAND
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TWO HEADS - ONE FOR STRENGTH, THE OTHER FOR DISCIPLINE
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LOVES A GOOD TUNE, THRIVES IN GOOD VIBES
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PROTECTOR OF GLUTEIUM (BIG BOOTIE LANDS PRECIOUS RESOURCE) FROM ASSLESS JACK AND OTHER SINISTER FOLK
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PREPOSTERSELY LARGE DUMP TRUCK
ASSLESS JACK
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LEADER OF SLIMBABWE
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BIG BOOTIE MAN'S SWORN ENEMY
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HATES A GOOD TIME, LOVE WHEN THE MUSIC STOPS
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RECENTLY DEFEATED BY BIG BOOTIE MAN IN WORLD WAR III ..... BUT ALWAYS PLOTTING BIG BOOTIE LAND'S DOWNFALL
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EGREGIOUSLY SLENDER BEHIND
FANNY APPLEBOTTOM
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SCIENTIST FROM BIG BOOTIE MAN'S HOME PLANET
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GRADUATED TOP OF HER CLASS. NEVER LIKES TO BE WRONG BUT RARELY EVER IS.
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BIOLOGICAL RESEARCHER OF BIG BOOTIE MANS ORIGIN
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A NEW FRIEND OF BIG BOOTIE LAND AND A NEW LOVER OF BIG BOOTIE MAN
THICKUMS MCGILLICUDDY
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BIG BOOTIE MAN'S TRUSTY SIDEKICK
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CAN'T FLY AND NO GYM RAT EITHER, BUT MAKES UP FOR IT WITH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE THAT CAN PROBABLY EVEN MAKE ASSLESS JACK GRIN
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DOMINATES TRIVIA NIGHT… ARMED WITH TOO MANY USELESS FACTS AND A FEW USEFUL ONES TOO
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READS ABOUT EVERYTHING... FROM HOW TO COOK THE PERFECT WAFFLE TO THE TOPOGRAPHICAL CHARTS OF SLIMBABWE
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LOVES HIS MOM (A LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH)
BONY JOANIE
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THE PRIME MINISTER OF THINDONESIA
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CUNNING, SCHEMING... YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY CHESS AGAINST HER
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HASN'T CRACKED A SMILE SINCE THE 2ND GRADE
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CRAVES POWER ABOVE ALL... WOULD GIVE HER FIRST BORN UP FOR MORE OF IT
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AN ENEMY OF BIG BOOTIE LAND, EQUAL IN STRENGTH AND LACK OF BUTTOCKS TO ASSLESS JACK
MAYOR VON LANKY
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THE mayor of big bootie land
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put in charge while big bootie man was back at his home planet of uranus
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means well...but lacks confidence and leadership. not exactly what you're looking for in a mayor
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thinks he's one with the youth. gives "how do you do, fellow kids" energy
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he may be goofy, but don't count him out...he may surprise us all someday.
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